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katieastrophe) wrote2011-10-30 12:28 am
katieastrophe) wrote2011-10-30 12:28 am
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Tips for Punters: SIBA Great Northern Beer Festival 2011 edition.
If you mean a pint, say a pint, not a "large half".
I am aware the glasses are marked with third lines. But we don't sell thirds at this festival. I have told you this multiple times. Stop asking.
"They let girls do the cellar work now?" is not an appropriate comment for the 21st century. Please go to hell.
A top up on that half, sir? No, I'm afraid not - it's only not reaching the half line because you're tilting the glass. Set it straight, and you'll find it's sitting exactly on the line. Because I am just that awesome1 ;)
You may be "volunteer drinkers" but I'm volunteer staff, and if you don't shift your butt from in front of the cellar door, you ain't getting any more beer. Oh, good, you decided to move :)
1: okay, I confess: we have quarter pint lines on the pumps, so as long as it's pulled properly, you will get a perfect pint every time. Happily, I know what I'm doing ;)
I am aware the glasses are marked with third lines. But we don't sell thirds at this festival. I have told you this multiple times. Stop asking.
"They let girls do the cellar work now?" is not an appropriate comment for the 21st century. Please go to hell.
A top up on that half, sir? No, I'm afraid not - it's only not reaching the half line because you're tilting the glass. Set it straight, and you'll find it's sitting exactly on the line. Because I am just that awesome1 ;)
You may be "volunteer drinkers" but I'm volunteer staff, and if you don't shift your butt from in front of the cellar door, you ain't getting any more beer. Oh, good, you decided to move :)
1: okay, I confess: we have quarter pint lines on the pumps, so as long as it's pulled properly, you will get a perfect pint every time. Happily, I know what I'm doing ;)