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Jan. 24th, 2013 11:16 am
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My application to study BSc (Hons) Mental Health Nursing at University of Salford has been accepted, subject to producing original GCSE and degree certificates, usual health and police checks and the NHS bursary. I start on March 18th.

SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OMG!
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I don't work at the moment, but I can write about the last job I did, and the job I want to do next.

My last job was to do fun things with children who were away from home for a few days with other children and maybe their teachers or some other grown-up they know. The fun things they did with me were things like firing guns, working out hard problems and climbing up walls. I watched the children do the fun things and helped to keep them safe.

I am asking people to give me a job where I can do things like clean and dress people who are sick, give them food, help them to move about and use the bathroom and make their beds. I will also have to check things like how hot or cold they are, how much their heart is beating, how many breaths they take and how heavy they are.

One day, I want to go back to school so I can learn how to do this job even better.

What I do for work, as written in the Splasho Up-Goer Five editor.
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It turns out we're very good at taking the piss out of ourselves, and generally doing utterly crazy things that nobody will ever forget, from the Olympics opening ceremony, to the finale of the Tour of Britain's second stage:

"The race then turns for a very fast run back toward the Safari Park, which first opened in 1971.
Entering the grounds via the main gate with just over a kilometre of racing to go the race heads past the entrance to the Safari Drive for a very fast final kilometre, including a swooping final corner past the elephant enclosure. As riders hit the final few hundred metres of the stage, they’ll sprint alongside the giraffe enclosure, providing a unique and spectacular background to The Tour of Britain.
Home to over 700 exotic animals from all around the world, the day-to-day residents of Knowsley Safari Park will be joined by 100 of the world’s top cyclists on Monday 10th September, so no matter your preference, whether fluffy, feathered, ferocious or lycra, you’ll go wild at Knowsley."


WE CAN'T STOP HERE. THIS IS ELEPHANT COUNTRY!
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Cycling in the dark, alone, is a unique experience. I've done overnight before, with [personal profile] damerell on the London to Brighton night ride, but going it alone is a whole different kettle of fish. I've also ridden in the city at night - well, 10pm or so - but that again is different to the countryside.

Riding alone, there's nobody to talk to, and I felt so infinitesimal. Every sound was magnified, from the wind rippling past my jacket to the owls hooting in the trees. I saw bats, and rabbits, and foxes, but no humans - none at all, for 35 minutes zipping through the night.

In the country, all the roads look the same. Single track, lined with hedges; they go on for miles and miles. None of the landmarks I had doing the route in daylight earlier in the day (twice) existed once the sun set; the cottages and the passing places and the funny looking trees all blended into the darkness.

Even with a headlight chosen specifically for this kind of cycling, I could only see 20 feet ahead of me, and I was riding in the centre of the road to get the best possible vantage of the tarmac ahead. Signposts appeared, sticking out of the the hedgerow, for less than a second, gone before I could read the lettering.

The adrenaline coursing through my veins right now is intense.
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Here's a photo of me chilling out after work one evening a few weeks ago:

A photo of me hanging from abseiling ropes and smiling, whilst giving thumbs up to the camera.

Crash

Mar. 31st, 2012 08:46 pm
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Yesterday, I bought a pair of SPD pedals and shoes to go with them - for the non-cyclists amongst my readers, that means the kind of pedal that snaps into the bottom of your shoe, instead of the old-money way of trapping your feet into a cage-like thing attached to the pedal (called a toeclip). (SPDs are a specific kind of step-in pedal designed by Shimano, where the attachment on the shoe is recessed into the sole of the shoe, so that when you're walking around, you aren't clickety-clacking and walking with your toes up in the air.) </technical-ramblings>

I've used non-SPD type clipless pedals before, when I rode on the Velodrome, so it was quite easy getting used to them, and by the time I got home from the bike shop I was quite comfortable using them. The bonuses of clipless pedals are things like:
  • not having to fiddle around too much with them when you're setting off from traffic lights - just align the pedal and shoe, and push down
  • making better use of your energy: even with a toeclip, your feet aren't bound to the pedals so some of your energy is used keeping your feet on the pedals as you pull upwards
  • less risk of crashes - your feet simply won't slip from the pedals and unbalance you when you're on a clipless pedal
One of the disadvantages, however, is that if you do crash, you do so with all the grace and elegance of an elephant with four left feet.

As noted this morning.

Not even a minute after leaving home, I'm ahead of my brother en route to where we were meeting a group of others for a short leisure ride, and slowing down for traffic at the end of the road. My brother, on the other hand, is staring down at his gears instead of looking where he's going, and crash. Right into my back wheel.

I'm stationary at this point, with one foot on the road and the other firmly attached to my pedal. I go crashing down, and my brother lands on top of me. I instinctively yell "You bloody idiot!" or possibly something less tasteful, and he jumps up and tries to remove his bike from the tangled mess that is me and my ride.

Problem is, his pedals (flat, with big unwieldy toeclips), have found their way into the spokes of my front wheel. When he vigorously pulls his bike away from mine, my bike moves as well - and because I'm still attached to one of my pedals, I slide along the road too, much to the amusement of the drivers gawking through their windows, and more blue language spouts from my mouth.

No damage to the bike, but I have quite an impressive bruise on my left thigh. Most damaged, however, is my ego: this is my first Proper Crash (i.e: one that resulted in one or more cyclists hitting the ground) in nearly a decade.

(I actually had a prong with another rider during my London to Brighton ride at the start of the month, but having learned how to 'correctly' crash on the Velodrome, we both managed to stay upright and rolling!)
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I did it!

Best moment (aside from getting to Brighton of course) was sitting at some traffic lights in Battersea at 00:30, where a partygoer asked us "why are you all on your bikes at midnight?" to which [personal profile] damerell replied "we're going to Brighton for breakfast!"

Have raised £800 so far and donations are still coming in. I'm dead chuffed today. And a bit tired :)

Photo by [personal profile] damerell.
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I want them to say, "she usually said it seemed like a good idea at the time..."



Well, I may not be a perfect kind of person,
And I may not do what mum and dad had dreamed,
But on the day I die, I'll say at least I fucking tried,
And that's the only eulogy I need.
That's the only eulogy I need.
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"I gave up being an activist after only two years trying. Partly this is because I’m not the kind of person who can survive without downtime, and to be a good activist you have to be committed to the cause every waking hour, and a few sleeping ones too. But I'm also not very good at playing games."
Becky Hogge - Barefoot into Cyberspace: Adventures in search of Techno-Utopia


*sigh*
I know that feeling.
katieastrophe: Katie, wearing a helmet and bike glasses. (bike bike bike)
Whilst I'd like to congratulate the drivers on the Manchester Airport Eastern Link Road for their valiant efforts to knock me off my bike this morning, I'm afraid I won't be inviting them to try harder next time.
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If you mean a pint, say a pint, not a "large half".

I am aware the glasses are marked with third lines. But we don't sell thirds at this festival. I have told you this multiple times. Stop asking.

"They let girls do the cellar work now?" is not an appropriate comment for the 21st century. Please go to hell.

A top up on that half, sir? No, I'm afraid not - it's only not reaching the half line because you're tilting the glass. Set it straight, and you'll find it's sitting exactly on the line. Because I am just that awesome1 ;)

You may be "volunteer drinkers" but I'm volunteer staff, and if you don't shift your butt from in front of the cellar door, you ain't getting any more beer. Oh, good, you decided to move :)


1: okay, I confess: we have quarter pint lines on the pumps, so as long as it's pulled properly, you will get a perfect pint every time. Happily, I know what I'm doing ;)
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I'm just going to quote the Levellers for now:

Everyday I look at you
Dressed up in your ties of blue
Saying there's not much that you can do
To help the kids on Hope Street

They don't seem to even care
That it was you that put them there
You seem to think they like it there
Hanging out on Hope Street.
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People I know have today been coming out with sentiments like "fuck Steve Jobs in the ass" and "he was monster who preferred fashion before function", and it's pissing me off.

All this bitterness is awful. Yes: he may have used the Foxconn factory despite what he'd learnt about it (along with Dell, Sony and HP, I might add).

He may have quite rudely snubbed his fans to their face.

You may not like the design of his products, the cliché of a Starbucks filled with MacBooks. You may simply think that Macs are sub-par and overpriced.

No matter what you think of the man and his company, allow those who want to to mourn his death.

Yes, he could be an ass. Maybe he doesn't deserve the title of "St Steve of the Ooh Shiny" which so many people seem to want to give him.

But he was a great innovator and salesman, he proved that there is such a thing as "the right kind of mad" in technology, he revolutionised the way we use mobile phones.

More importantly, he was a friend, a co-worker, a husband and a father. A human.

My dad left this world when he was 56, the same age as Steve Jobs. It's too early for anyone to die, whoever they are, whatever they've done, or not done. In the words of so many before me, if you have nothing nice to say...

(By the way, in case you missed it amongst all the sadness about Jobs: the world lost a second wonderful person yesterday - Fred Shuttlesworth, one of the last big US civil rights activists.)
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Twitter was abuzz this evening with fears and rumours that the area of London I live in was about to be hit by rioters. I spent much of the evening sitting on the balcony looking out over the local police station and the main road, observing first as all the shops shut, the buses stopped running and a small huddle of policemen took post on the corner of the street outside the station, watching the news coverage on the BBC website and supping tea.

The policemen looked increasingly bored; then the buses started running again, and the numbers of cops went down until finally there was one very bored-looking chap leaning against a phonebox and reading something on his phone - probably Twitter.

Anyone who tried to cause trouble was firmly told to piss off. The closest I saw to "civil unrest" was a couple of young women sitting on the junction box outside my bedroom window, drinking. (The cops cared so little they didn't even bother to cross the road to remove their booze; I guess they figured as they weren't causing any trouble then there wasn't much point inciting anything.)

As I type, I can hear helipcopters and the occasional siren; I just nipped out to the front room again, having come in a few hours ago because it was cold and boring, to have a look out of the window, and I see nothing - a cloudy purple sky and quiet streets.

It's a bit 28 Days Later, reading about it all kicking off in other areas I know and love (including the area I just moved away from) and yet seeing relative peace and calm here.
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It may be a year later, but no, I still can't squeeze a half into a third pint glass.

Why on earth would I give you a discount for being the master brewer of the beer you asked for? You sold it to CAMRA; it's ours now!

If you think £8.90 is an expensive round, go buy four pints in the West End.

If you notice that your tipple of choice is at the far end of the bar, it's always appreciated if you follow me when I go to get it so I don't have to bring it back, especially if you've ordered three whole pints. (Thank you!)

Holding out your glass, or waving a hand when I call out "who's next?" is the best way to get served. Waving your money in my face when I'm pulling a pint for someone else is the best way to get ignored.

When a bartender does shout "who's next please?" don't jump in and order if you've already started a round with someone else - it makes totting up the price far more confusing, especially if one returns before the other and you ask "does that include the drinks I ordered off him/her?" - no, it doesn't, because we can't read each others' minds.

Don't order a drink from the far end of the bar, wait until I return to order a second one of the same, wait again and then order yet another. One trip up the other end of the bar and back is mildly annoying, twice is irritating, three times is infuriating - and judging by the smirk on your face as I get back, you know it. I'm not here for your personal amusement.

If you hand me a pint glass marked with third, half and full pint lines and tell me the beer you want but not how much you want of it, having to ask how much doesn't make me a dumb bitch... and I've just kept your glass and started serving somebody else.

It's Friday night. You have been queuing for about 10 minutes, probably. Don't wait until you get to the bar to decide what you want. And if you've ordered four pints, and I tell you the price as I pull the first, don't want until I've put the last one down to start sorting your money out. I mean, I don't mind too much - but the "for fuck's sake" from the punter behind you
suggested they might have been a bit irritated with you.

Hint: beers with names like Black Beck Belle are often dark beers. Yes, I know it has a blonde woman on the pump clip. That doesn't make it a blonde beer.
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  • I met people from the internet! They really exist outside of my computer!
  • I ate Humphry Slocombe ice cream and it was divine.
  • I went to a Portuguese food festival with [personal profile] jd and [personal profile] ryan, and explored SF. My favourite form of tourism is seeing it from a local's POV :)
  • Lots of geocaching!
  • I also visited Kitty in Berkeley, and she introduced me to bubble tea and took me out for sushi :)
  • I went to see the Golden Gate Bridge and the Raygun Gothic Rocketship at Embarcadero.
  • Rae and her partner Ken treated me to brunch at Boogaloos.
  • More Humphry Slocombe, because I could. Salted chocolate ice cream is to die for.
  • I stayed in Hayes Valley, Ingleside Heights and Pacifica, and I got to see the Pacific Ocean up close for the first time :)
  • I played lots of Quao after acquiring my own copy in Berkeley.

Tomorrow, I get to meet [personal profile] zorkian, then [personal profile] azurelunatic is dropping me off at the airport. It all feels like it's gone rather too quickly, and I kinda sort of wish I didn't have to come home.
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Today I learnt how to drive a steam train!



Well, I started to, anyway. I'll be volunteering at least one Sunday each month during the summer months, and should be fully trained and allowed to drive solo after about 18 months. I'm VERY excited :)
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I heard Frank play this song live for the first time tonight, and I stood on a chair and I danced, singing along through happy tears, for my stepdad.

Milk

May. 13th, 2011 03:04 pm
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If a bullet should enter my brain, let it destroy every closet door.

I ask for the movement to continue because it's not about personal gain, and it's not about ego and it's not about power.

It's about the "us's" out there.

Not just the gays but the blacks and the Asians and the seniors and the disabled. The "us's."

Without hope, the "us's" give up. And I know you can't live on hope alone. But without hope, life is not worth living. So you, and you, and you, you got to give them hope. You got to give them hope.
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"I realize this may be a shock but I can change the world and I refuse to believe that I am part of a lost generation."

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